WOMEN’S EVOLUTION # 7 May 22nd
Paul Heyman is in the ring with Shayna Baszler, Marina Shafir and Jessamyn Duke.
Heyman: Let me tell you a story. The date was September 4th, 2017. Mae Young Classic. These two women(points toward Duke and Shafir) were giving an interview with Ronda Rousey when they were approached by three women from that locker room(points to the back) and a challenge was made. And ever since that day there has always been rumors and speculation of when we will see (sticks out 4 fingers) the 4 vs the 4. Then Ronda Rousey crashed the 2018 Royal Rumble to announce she is coming. For the next year and three months, Ronda took this division on her back and dragged it all the way to the main event of Wrestlemania 34 in New York City. While Ronda was building this division three of the (sticks out 4 fingers) have been taunting Ronda. Well, there was 4 of you and one walked out of this company(Paulie smiling). While this has been going on and Ronda was mowing down every woman in this division the three women in the ring with me(pointing to Baszler, Duke, and Shafir) were dominating NXT. And all of the WWE Universe has been saying when are we going to see the 4 vs the 4. This company, Stephanie McMahon, does not want to see it. That’s why we are here now. Shayna Baszler, the Queen of Spades beat down Becky Lynch last night at the Money In The Bank PPV to become the new Raw Women’s Champion. So Becky One Belts looks like you got one more belt left to take. We got two more Horsewomen here without a belt. (Paulie grabs his head) What am I saying. Jessamyn, Marina there are tag team champions in that locker room. Those are belts that will soon be in our control. So what do we do with The Champ? The Man. What does Carmella call you Raggedy Ann. Do I send the Queen of Spades after the Smackdown Women’s Championship? No. We have something much better in store for you. Ever since Stephanie McMahon sent Charlotte Flair, and Charlotte we are not done with you yet either, and you Becky after Ronda Rousey taking her out we came up with this plan. Every time you defend that belt we will be watching you. Make no mistake about it. We are not going to make sure you lose that belt. We are going to make sure you retain it. We want you to hold onto that belt until the baddest woman on the planet comes calling for justice. Justice for getting double teamed by you and Charlotte. Justice for not losing that match and getting screwed by Stephanie McMahon to lose her title. Justice for this(Sticking out the 4 fingers). We have a list and your on it. We are united. And we all want the same thing. And we are not going anywhere.
Renee: Paige. Paul Heyman and the Horsewomen have taken the company by storm.
Paige: Where is Ronda Rousey? Is she coming back?
Renee: We have a great show for you tonight. The Sky Pirates are getting another shot at the Tag Team Titles when they face the IIconics in a no disqualification match.
Paige: That should be a good one. Also in A Money Of Bliss we have Becky Lynch. Lacey Evans takes on Naomi.
Renee: I can’t wait to see that match. Also Carmella will face Bayley and Stephanie McMahon has a special announcement to make.
Paige: This ought to be good.
TEAM VBB VS THE RIOTT SQUAD
VBB wins when Lana rolls up Liv.
KAYLA BRAXTON WITH ZELINA VEGA INTERVIEW
Kayla: Zelina we saw last week Carmella get involved and possibly cost you a spot in the Money In The Bank match. What are your thoughts
Zelina: That Staten Island Trash has gotten involved in my business for the last time.
Kayla: It seems to me that you do the same thing to Carmella.
Zelina: (Stares at Kayla) Walks toward the ring.
NIKKI CROSS VS ZELINA VEGA
Nikki beats Zelina after Carmella’s music plays and Zelina looks to the ramp for Carmella but she does not show up. Nikki attacks a distracted Vega with a DDT then a fisherman’s Neck breaker for the win.
CHARLY CARUSO INTERVIEW WITH MANDY ROSE AND SONYA DEVILLE
Charly: I am here with Mandy Rose and Sonya Deville and I have to ask you what is the status of your friendship after the Money In The Bank Match.
Mandy: It was every woman for themselves just like Sonya said it was. But neither of us won.
Sonya: Really. So when we were double teaming Lacey and you just walked away and climbed the ladder. What was that?(Mandy shakes her head no) Or when I started to climb the ladder and you pulled me down.
Mandy: Just like you I was trying to win the match. I want to be Woman’s champion just like you.
Sonya: As usual you send me to do your dirty work and then want all the glory for yourself.
Mandy: I don’t know what your talking about.
Charly: It’s obvious you two have a lot to talk about.
Sonya: I am through talking about this. I will see you in the ring next week.(Sonya walks away)
Charly: I think she just challenged you. (Mandy looks confused)
NATALYA VS EMBER MOON
A very physical match that Ember Moon wins with an eclipse.
CHARLY CARUSO WITH IICONICS
Charly: Billie, Peyton you have a title match against the Sky Pirates tonight and it’s a No disqualification match based on the last time you had a match with the Sky Pirates.
Peyton: What happened last time. The legal person was not pinned. They should be mad at the referee, not us.
Charly: This is only your fourth match since winning those tag team titles yet you have vowed to be fighting champions.
Billie: We are fighting champions and we will show this tonight.
Peyton: The Sky Pirates have been a thorn in our side since they debuted here.
Charly: A better case can be made that you have made it a point to get in their business.
Billie: Carlos when your the champs everyone is your business.
Peyton: Tonight we will show the Sky Pirates exactly why we are
Billie & Peyton: IICONIC
LACEY EVANS VS NAOMI
This match is with two members of the Money In The Bank Match. Naomi and Lacey are really going at it. Naomi wins the match by giving Lacey a rear view. Lacey runs out of the ring in anger. Taking out a handkerchief and wiping her face and yelling at her. Naomi looks at Lacey and slaps her butt.
KAYLA BRAXTON WITH STEPHANIE MCMAHON
Kayla: Stephanie what are your thoughts about what we saw from Paul Heyman earlier in the show.
Stephanie: Yeah I don’t want to talk about Paul Heyman right now. I have other business to get into.
Kayla: What’s that.
Stephanie: I had said on the very first show that I wanted to bring back some of the older days of wrestling. Well, this one is a mixture of older days and current days. We all love open challenges for the championship belts. The men do it all the time. So why not the women. Part of this goes back to the older days of wrestling. So I am pleased to announce starting next week there will be a tournament to crown the first ever WWE Women’s TV Title. This title will be defended every week on WWE Women’s Evolution.
Kayla: Wow. That’s big news. I am sure there will be a long line of superstars who want to win this title.
Stephanie: Yes there will be and starting next week those matches will start. Check back on WWE.COM during the week for matchups for next week.
Kayla: What about Paul Heyman.
Stephanie: No Comment.
Paige: Big news from the commissioner. This ought to be fun.
Renee: I wonder who will be in this tournament.
SKY PIRATES VS IICONICS
Sky Pirates come to the ring minus Asuka. IIconics come out and the match starts. Sky Pirates are having their way with the IIconics. Aside from a few brief flurries of offense, the IIconics have been dominated. Kairi and Billie are fighting in the ring. Peyton tries to trip up Kairi from the outside and Io runs after Peyton. In the ring, Kairi who got stunned momentarily now goes back on the offense. Kairi spears Billie then gives her the insane elbow. As Io is beating down Payton on the outside, Kairi puts Billie in the anchor when Jessamyn Duke and Marina Shafir jump the rail and start to beat up Kairi. Io then comes in the ring and it’s a brawl between the Horsewoman and the Sky Pirates. Then Shayna Baszler comes out from the back and joins the fight. There is no sign of Asuka. It becomes a 3 on 2 as the Sky Pirates get beat down. Paul Heyman walks down the aisle with Asuka’s briefcase. We see a brief shot in the back with Asuka laid put. Paulie gets to ringside. The IIconics are back in the ring and are smiling and joking with the Horsewomen. Heyman points at them. Then the Horsewomen beat down the IIconics. When they are done they drag Billie Kay on top of Kairi Sane and ordered the ref to get back in the ring and count out the Sky Pirates. One Two Three and the IIconics retain the titles.
Paige: The Horsewomen are here to stay.
Renee: Who can stop the Horsewomen.
Sonya Deville and Stephanie McMahon Back Stage
Sonya: Stephanie I want Mandy Rose next week.
Stephanie: Sonya I understand you are frustrated but I already have both of you in the TV Title tournament
Sonya: I want her in the first round match
Stephanie: Sonya that would not be smart for me to do that. (Stephanie looks up in the air and says to Sonya) Imagine this Sonya Deville beats Mandy Rose in the finals to win the TV Title. Pretty good huh.
Sonya looks annoyed and starts to walk away.
Stephanie: Sonya one more thing. If you get involved in her matches during this tournament I will suspend you. Are we clear?
Sonya stares at Stephanie and Tamina gets in front of Stephanie. Sonya walks away.
Renee: I think it’s safe to say that friendship is over.
Paige: They were very close friends at one time. I should know. Could you imagine if they wind up in the finals.
Renee: That would be great to watch.
CARMELLA VS BAYLEY
Stephanie comes out with Tamina and Bayley. Then Carmella comes out. The match goes on for 5 minutes. Bayley gives Carmella a Belly To Back and wins as Tamina holds Carmella’s legs down. After the match, Carmella goes after Tamina outside of the ring bur Tamina overpowers her and throws her into the ring post. Bayley sees the replay on the big screen and gets mad and walks away from Stephanie McMahon who enters the ring. Tamina stands in her way and Bayley is caught in the middle between them. Bayley rolls out of the ring on the side and walks back to the back. Zelina sneaks down to ringside and runs over to Carmella who is out cold and cuts part of her hair off. She pulls out a can of spray paint and writes on her the word Trash. And puts part of her hair across her face. Carmella wakes up with the help of the referee and sees her hair all over and sees that she was spray painted and runs to the back to look for Zelina Vega.
Paige: This feud between Carmella and Zelina Vega is getting real personal
Renee: Something has to give. But next up we have A Moment Of Bliss with Becky Lynch.
Paige: I can’t wait to hear what Becky Lynch has to say after losing one of those titles.
We see Carmella yelling in the back looking for Zelina and tearing up the back. She sees Zelina get into a cab and leave. And Carmella screams.
A MOMENT OF BLISS WITH BECKY LYNCH
Alexa: Welcome to a Moment of Bliss. My guest tonight was in the main event at Wrestlemania 34 and won both the Raw and Smackdown Championship Titles. Promising to be a fighting champion she defended both belts at Money In The Bank PPV and lost one of those belts to Shayna Baszler. I’d like to welcome the Smackdown Champion Becky Lynch.
Becky’s music hits and she comes into the ring for A Moment Of Bliss
Alexa: Welcome Becky. How are you feeling?
Becky: Alexa I am not going to lie. Wrestling two physical matches in one night left me a little sore.
Alexa: You were true to your word and was a fighting champion. Did you really expect to be able to defend both titles at the same time?
Becky: I came from nothing and was counted out my whole life.
Alexa: (Alexa interrupts Becky) Yeah I have heard this speech before and I wasn’t interested in it then and definitely not now.
Becky: Listen here you Barbie doll. I am not going to take any lip from a plank like you. So shut your mouth before I slap your head off your shoulders you dope.
Alexa: Wow. You just ran through all your catchphrases. Everyone should be like me. I tell it like it is to your face and I am telling you to your face no one cares about your life story and that you beat Ronda Rousey at Wrestlemania.(says bullshit under her breath)
Becky: Did you enjoy the match at the PPV. I enjoyed seeing you get handcuffed at ringside. Your big fat mouth finally wrote you a check you couldn’t cash.
Alexa: Yeah those women only did that because they knew I would have won that match and I would be here beating you for that belt.
Becky: You don’t need a briefcase to get me in the ring. If you want a shot at this just challenge me you dope.
Alexa: You think I am stupid. What we want to know is since you’re a fighting champ do you have any plans to fight Shayna Baszler again since she did humiliate you last night.
Becky: Alexa just stand there and hold the microphone and look beautiful because that’s all your good for. Leave the hard stuff to me.
Alexa: Looking annoyed. Maybe you should put that title on the line right here against me.(the crowd starts to cheer)
Charlotte Flair’s music hits and she comes out to the ring.
Charlotte: Becky what are you doing? What are you doing?
Becky: What’s the matter Charlotte. You still want the spotlight.
Charlotte: Becky there you go. Always the hot head. Always about who is taking your spot away.
Becky: Why are you out here? Do I need to beat down two blondes tonight?
Alexa: What are you
Becky: (Interrupts Alexa) Shut your mouth Barbie doll and sit down. Charlotte why are you out here?
Charlotte: If you need me to answer that question then you must be blind.
Becky: You are not getting a title match you dope.
Charlotte: This is not about titles. This is about survival. We don’t like each other. But I think after what we have done in this ring we at least respected each other. We have common enemies. And they are getting stronger.
Becky: Your talking about the Chain Gang Paul Heyman has.
Charlotte: Yes and they have designs on destroying both of us and anyone else that gets in their way.
Becky: Are you asking me for help?
Charlotte: It pains me to ask anything from you. But we will need to even the numbers out. Do you remember this? (4 fingers)
Becky: That was a long time ago.
Charlotte: There was 4 of us. Two is better than one.
Becky: For once we agree on something. Can I trust you?
Charlotte: As much as I hate this we do need each other right now.
Alexa: Are you looking for a third person?
Charlotte: Shut up. This is grown up problems and your just a kid.
Becky: Alexa why don’t you just leave the ring and let the varsity talk about this.
Alexa: This is my show. (Charlotte and Becky stare at her)I really need my agent to book better guests.
Becky: Are you saying let’s call a truce for now so we can rid the WWE of Heyman’s Chain Gang.
Becky: (reached out her hand to shake Charlotte’s hand. Charlotte shakes her hand and Becky pulls her close to her face) Screw me over and I will end your career.
Paul Heyman comes out on the ramp with the Horsewomen. Alexa Bliss runs out of the ring. The show ends with Becky and Charlotte staring up the ramp at Heyman and the Horsewomen. We see in the back Bayley watching this on a monitor.
THE SHOW ENDS
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IN ADDITION, AS YOU CAN SEE I DON’T SCRIPT A FULL MATCH THAT IS TOO MUCH WORK. OBVIOUSLY, I DO SCRIPT HOW I WANT THE MATCH TO END.