BIG SPORTS FAN PRESENTS THE WEEKLY WOMEN’S TV SHOW EPISODE 3
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NO LIMITS EPISODE # 3 April 24th
Paul Heyman opens the show with Shayna Baszler in the ring.
Heyman: My name is Paul Heyman. Looks around and smiles. And I am the representative for your Queen Of Spades Shayna Baszler. I think it’s fair that we tell the WWE Universe why we are here at the house that Ronda Rousey built. It’s no secret what this means. Paul and Shayna flash the 4 fingers. While we know Ronda has her friends which include my client. And if my client was here last week that assault on Ronda Rousey would have never happened. As for me well I always wanted to flash the 4 and have it mean something. Ronda Rousey is an ICON. Ronda Rousey is an international superstar. Ronda Rousey elevated this business to a height and popularity that none of the women in the back can ever dream of. And how was she treated? She was booed by you the fans. She was disrespected by her fellow wrestlers who she was nice to. And she was screwed over by WWE officials. Stephanie McMahon she knows how you are and how your family is. I told her to be careful. I warned her. But Ronda was just too trusting. When Ronda told the truth she was criticized. She made this division what it is today. And Stephanie you screwed her over and had her taken out of commission. One day Ronda will be back. If I were you I wouldn’t look over my shoulder. When Ronda comes calling she will come right at you. So why is this ex MMA now WWE superstar here today? Like I said last week she wants the competition. Charlotte Flair saw firsthand what happens when you face the Queen Of Spades. Becky Lynch. The Man. Assuming you hold on to those titles this (Points to Baszler) is what’s coming after you. But for now, my client will just take out all the competition for those titles. And that means everyone.
Stephanie’s music hits and out she comes with Tamina.
Stephanie: Paul it’s kind of funny to me that you’re trying to make a name for yourself at an all women’s TV show. (Paulie laughs). You said a lot of things. You’re very good at spinning things. We handed everything to Ronda on a silver platter. We made her the highest paid women’s superstar before she even wrestled her first match. Who else in this business has their very first match at Wrestlemania.
Heyman: She and Kurt Angle beat you and your husband if memory serves correct. How is the arm feeling Steph?
Stephanie: Smiles then gets mad. It’s fine. She was given title shots that other wrestlers deserved more than her. She main evented Monday Night Raw and Wrestlemania. Yet she was still not grateful. So she was taught a valuable lesson. And it felt great doing it.
Heyman: Stephanie we have a lot in common. Whether you think so or not we do. Talent comes and goes but we both are still here. You taught Ronda Rousey a lesson and I taught Charlotte Flair a lesson. A lesson her father should have taught her a long time ago. You used Ronda to build up your brand. I am the brand. And I know how to teach a lesson better than you. You see Stephanie you didn’t think things through. You were too busy dealing with Ronda but the real snake was the one you thought was your golden goose. The thing about snakes is you can never trust them. They can change course in a moment’s notice and come after you. Haven’t you paid attention all these years? Could your father ever trust a Texas rattlesnake? What about a viper? You needed to get backup. (pointing towards Tamina). When you screw over so many people you don’t know who you can trust. Now that we handled Charlotte for you feed Tamina to Shayna and we might just let you walk away. (Tamina starts walking towards Shayna and Steph holds her back) And Steph you know me. There is always a backup plan. You don’t who it might be but someone is always watching my back.
Stephanie: Looking concerned. Paulie you do love to give speeches. You think this scares me? You think I never have a backup plan. I think you forget who you’re dealing with. I am a McMahon. And if you want Shayna vs Tamina tonight. Then your on.
Heyman: Heyman smiles. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.
Renee and Paige announce the two Money In The Bank Qualifying matches tonight. Mandy Rose vs Natalya and Sonya Deville vs Ember Moon. Also announced was Becky Lynch challenging Zelina Vega tonight. And in A moment of Bliss we have the Riott Squad
Alicia Fox is in the ring for a match with Bayley. The match starts with Fox getting aggressive with Bayley and yelling doing her crazy girl routine. After a minute Bayley yells back at Fox and starts to get vicious. We have never seen this side of Bayley before. After a clothesline and a DDT. Bayley flies off the top rope and hits an elbow for the pin. After the match, Bayley snaps and attacks Fox and beats her down even more.
We go to Charly Caruso in the back with Becky Lynch
Charly: Becky the whole WWE universe wants to know why you challenged Zelina Vega to a match tonight.
Becky: Charly because she got involved in The Man’s business. I won at Wrestlemania without anyone’s help and I don’t need anyone’s help now. No one gets involved in my business.
Carmella runs up to Becky’s face
Carmella: What are you doing giving Zelina Vega a title match when you should be giving me that chance.
Becky: You want to get your face away from The Man. Or do you need me to save your ass again. Besides you lost last week. So you need to go to the back of the line or maybe you can win that briefcase and I can slap the head right off your shoulders again.
Carmella: Saved me. Raggedy Ann you know I was about to beat you (Becky starts laughing) that’s funny to you. What’s funny to me is how you didn’t really win that match at Wrestlemania.
Becky: Your just another jealous person trying to take my moment away from me.
Carmella: wah wah wah my moment my moment rubbing her eyes like she is crying. Paul Heyman was right. Learn how to cut a promo. Then laughs. I had you beat and you know it. I will be watching closely tonight. Zelina’s ass is mine.
Becky: I don’t know what kind of crazy stuff your into but if you know what’s good for you stay out of The Man’s way. (Carmella makes a noise and leaves) Becky looks at Charly and says All this for being a fighting champion.
We see Mandy telling Sonya we need to watch each other’s back tonight. Sonya looks annoyed.
Sonya DeVille comes out to the ring with Mandy Rose. Next comes Ember Moon.
The match starts hot with Ember and Sonya exchanging moves and reversals. This match goes back and forth with several close pinfalls. Both wrestlers are working the mats really good. Sonya whips Ember into the ropes and follows her with a knee to her gut on the ropes. As Ember is on the ropes Sonya kicks her several times in the stomach. The ref pushes Sonya away with Ember in the ropes. Mandy grabs the leg of Ember. As she turns to look at her Mandy snaps her head off the top rope. Ember is dazed and she turns toward Sonya who hits a step up Enzuguri and covers Ember for the pin.
We see in the back Natalya with Charly saying there won’t be interference in this match because Beth Phoenix is coming to the ring with her. That match is now.
Natalya heads to ringside with Beth Phoenix. Natalya has the advantage for much of this match using her superior technical skills. Mandy keeps looking to Sonya for help. Beth Phoenix has her eyes on Sonya who has shown no desire to help out Mandy. Mandy is trying to bait Beth into interfering but she is not falling for it. Mandy is trying everything to gain an advantage. Pulling hair or eye gouging Natalya. Finally, Natalya gets Mandy in the sharpshooter. Mandy is close to the ropes but she just can’t reach them. Beth runs over to stand by Mandy to make sure Sonya does not help her out. But Sonya has no intentions of getting involved. Mandy yells to the ref that Beth was pulling the ropes away from her. The ref sees Beth standing there and orders Beth to the locker room. Beth starts yelling at the ref that she didn’t do anything wrong. Natalya stands up now and looks at Beth and the ref looking confused. Mandy from behind hits a knee to the back of Natalya. Mandy goes for the pin on Natalya and using the ropes for leverage gets the pin. Mandy rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp while Beth looks at Sonya and hits a clothesline on her outside the ring. Beth throws her in the ring. As Natalya watches Mandy, Beth gives Sonya the Glam Slam.
A Moment Of Bliss begins. Alexa comes out to the ring and says I want to bring out my guests tonight The Riott Squad.
Alexa: Ruby why can’t the squad win any matches ever and laughs.
Ruby: That’s funny to you.
Alexa: Yes it is. And you have a Money In The Bank Qualifying Match next week against Naomi. I really hope you win. I mean it. One less person to worry about during the Money In The Bank Match.
Ruby: You know you have a big mouth.
Alexa: I am a champion and a goddess. Doesn’t the squad get to talk?
Ruby: This is about me facing Naomi next week.
Sarah: What Liv and I don’t count. I thought we were a team.
Liv: We came up together. I thought we are all friends.
Alexa: This is beautiful. (Fake cries.) When was the last time any of you won a match or did anything important?
Sarah: We have had a bad streak for a while now. But there is three of us and one of you. I bet we can win this match.
Alexa: Don’t count on it. Who is the weak link on this team besides all of you.
Ruby: I am the leader so I know it’s not me.
Sarah: What did you say?
Ruby: You heard me. Just to prove it next week when I face Naomi I don’t want either of you at ringside.
Sarah: Oh your going to win without getting our help. Yeah right.
Alexa: Instigating. You guys never win.
Liv: Stop fighting. She gets in the middle of Sarah and Ruby
As The Riott Squad starts arguing with each other Lacey Evans sneaks into the ring and gives a Woman’s Right to the face of Bliss knocking her out.
Lacey’s music hits as she walks back to the locker room.
We see in the locker room Mandy and Sonya talking.
Mandy: Why didn’t you help me during my match with Natalya just like I helped you during your match with Ember Moon?
Sonya: I didn’t ask for your help. Why didn’t you help me when Beth Phoenix attacked me after the match?
Mandy said nothing and looked away.
Sonya: Sonya stands up and says Maybe you will answer me during the Money In The Bank Match. Sonya walks away.
Charly sees Zelina in the locker room.
Charly: Zelina as you are moments before the biggest match in your career what is going through your mind?
Zelina: I am just thinking about what it took to get here and how thankful I am getting an opportunity to be the Woman’s Champion.
Charly: Are you worried about Carmella getting involved in this match?
Zelina: I got something for her if she gets involved.
The Sky Pirates with Asuka are in the ring awaiting their opponents. We see something on the screen and it’s a picture of Dana Brooke and Lana and the letters VBB flash across the titan tron. Dana Brooke and Lana have formed a new tag team called VBB. Lana and Dana are showing surprisingly good teamwork. But the Sky Pirates start to take control. The IIconics music hits and they walk to ringside. Asuka goes to meet them but out of nowhere Lacey Evans appears and hits the women’s right to Asuka knocking her out. Kairi Sane goes after Lacey Evans leaving Io Shirai by herself. Shirai holds off both Lana and Dana for a moment. Billie Kay distracts the ref while Peyton Royce snaps Shirai’s head on the ropes right into Dana Brooke who puts her in the Samoan drop for the pin. VBB wins their first match in their debut. Kairi tried to get back in the ring but Lana cuts her off. The Sky Pirates just stare at the IIconics who are laughing and making the letter L sign with their fingers.
We see Becky Lynch in the back getting ready for her match.
Zelina Vega makes her way to the ring
Then The Man Becky Lynch comes out.
Zelina attacks her before the bell rings gaining an advantage. Vega was taking it to Becky early on being very aggressive with Becky. But Becky has regained control of this match and starts using her power to throw around Vega. Becky now starts to work on Vega’s arm. This is to obviously to set up the disharmer. Vega reverses a whip into the ropes and Becky hits her with a knee to the jaw. Vega is stunned and Becky locks in the disarmer. Vega is in pain as Becky cinches it in really good. Vega squirms her way to the ropes. Becky breaks the hold. Becky charges at Vega but she moves out of the way and Becky hits the floor hard. Vega goes out on the ring apron and delivers a hurricanrana. Vega rolls Becky back into the ring. Becky is caught in the ropes and Vega has her in some kind of submission move. Becky gets to the corner and gets double knees to her face. Vega pulls her out of the corner and goes for the pin but Becky kicks out. Vega punches the mat in frustration. Becky gets up and goes for a kick but Vega catches her leg. Becky then gives her a Enzugiri knocking down Vega. Becky staggers to her feet as does Vega. Carmella charges the ring and goes to superkick Vega but she moves and hits Becky instead. Carmella just shrugs her shoulders then superkicks Vega. The ref calls for the bell. Carmella puts Vega in the Code of Silence and she is not letting go. Becky gets up realizing what happened and drops a leg across Carmella’s neck. Then she starts to pummel Carmella. Vega gets up now and joins in with Becky. Becky asks Vega to pick up Carmella. As she goes to pick her up Becky super kicks Vega. Becky gets her belts and hits the turnbuckles to celebrate.
Charly sees Lacey Evans in the back.
Charly: Lacey what is the reason for attacking Alexa Bliss and Asuka tonight?
Lacey: A woman never kisses and tells.
Lacey walks away
Stephanie McMahon leads Tamina to the ring.
Heyman leads out Shayna Baszler to the ring.
Shayna and Tamina both are looking at each other before they just start throwing wild punches at each other. Shayna gets Tamina on the mat and starts to work on her leg. Tamina gets to her feet but limping and starts to chop and headbutt Shayna. They start to brawl again and it spills outside the ring. Shayna throws Tamina into the ring post. Shayna rolls Tamina back into the ring. Tamina is sitting upright and Shayna starts kicking her chest. Tamina slumps to the ground. Shayna drops a knee to Tamina’s midsection. Shayna sinks in the armbar submission move. Stephanie jumps on the ring apron to argue with the ref. Shayna gets up. Charlotte Flair hits the ring and superkicks Shayna. She puts Tamina on top of Shayna as the ref goes for the count. Shayna kicks out. Charlotte runs after Stephanie who goes into the ring and hides behind the referee. Tamina gets up and tries to grab Charlotte. Shayna from behind lands a back suplex. Shayna shows off her strength. She quickly goes for the cover and gets the win. Charlotte immediately jumps on Shayna and starts punching her. They start to roll around the ring punching each other. Tamina gets up and grabs Charlotte because she was on top and headbutts her as she falls to the ground. Shayna goes after Flair and Tamina grabs her and gives her a power slam. Flair gets up and goes after Tamina with a dropkick to her leg. Flair puts her in the Figure 8. Shayna gets up and lands a dropkick to Flair’s head. Shayna looks at Stephanie who is now outside of the ring. Shayna jumps out of the ring and runs toward Stephanie. Stephanie jumps the guard rail and retreats. Shayna stands on the announce table holding up the four fingers. Paul Heyman is laughing holding up the 4 fingers.
END OF SHOW
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